Aren't mothers great?

The perfect way to say goodbye to your friends!!

It happens to all of us.......you're driving along, minding your own business when without any warning some dick in a truck pulls out in front of you!

Christmas Dinner!

I'm still not convinced!!

Well, of course!

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. 
I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. 
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time!
”

The lady can't take this any more, “You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
 pig,” she retorted indignantly!

 “In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives!”


“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi !"

The original dumb blonde!

It's the look on the camels face that's the giveaway!

I thought the service was bad, but this looks quite promising!!

Lioness looking for hunters, any race, fun guaranteed!?!

We all have our problems!

MOOOH!?!

"I'm not exaggerating!"

Faceless.

Ooh! I'm sorry, I thought that you were..............

At least they are not offering an upgrade on their downgrade!

No comment!

If you want the full experience, turn up the volume on your speakers!!! And hold tight!!!

A bit of a joker this architect!

New council tax evaluation!

A new council tax-evaluation policy wants to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.
There is a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.
Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girl-friend, but nothing has been proved.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in nightclubs. They are out of control.

I hate living near Windsor Castle

Lovely creatures!

A little canine distraction!!

Being smart, American style!!

It's comforting to know that while we are all heading towards winter, there are people out there still managing to enjoy themselves!!

Ex wrestler!!

Such touching sentiments!

Saves having to walk down to the pub!!

And he thinks it's funny too!!!!

Who's side are you on?!

One good turn deserves another!

Blonde payment scheme!

"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-panel energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot!"

Have you seen this man?!!